What movies have not aged well?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

How could Trump, with his deplorable garbage supporters, manage to win an election?

You Only Live Twice

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What are some signs that someone may be being stalked by an organization or secret society? How can they find out for sure?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Goldfinger

What happens if a parent refuses to let their child be transgender? What happens if the parent tries their hardest not to allow their child to be trans, like flushing every bottle of their trans child's HRT down the toilet?

Live and Let Die

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why are terrible, boring art pieces done by famous people worth so much while beautiful pieces done by amateurs are worthless?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Octopussy

What kind of lights would you like to use for your home decor?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Diamonds Are Forever

A View to a Kill

What do you think hell is like?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Moonraker

Why is there so much free porn on the internet?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Dr No

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why does Filipino culture dictate that parents should be treated as gods?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What's the most incredible coincidence that ever happened to you?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-J W Pepper

My landlord just sold the house I’m renting from her. She included all fixtures, that I bought and installed. Does she have this right?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Ah so!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why do people keep complaining about how some people copy and paste the question before answering it? To me, it's very disturbing and makes me want to block and mute them as annoying whiners.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

From Russia With Love

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.